Um, he's a kid, so I'm not going to make jokes about the kid.

Yeah.

And what my, you know, him examining a French fry in a movie theater. But I'm pretty sure, uh, he was staring at that French fry because it was the only one left, you know? Because Emily ate all of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's an adult. Can I tell you what? Yeah. I thought you were going to say that he was examining the French ride because he thought

that it was his father.

That's where I thought you were going with that.

Is that dad? Hi, hello, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Bad Television.

That is long for Bad TV. And I'm Dylan. And I'm Pat. Hello. Hello. And we are here speaking like this because we are here to talk about

the real housewives of Orange County. Right. What have you been up to? Me? Yeah. Huh. Uh, not much. Our power

went out last night. Oh, my God, Dylan. Okay. So our power went out at like 6 p.m. and didn't come back on

until 9 boy when you're just lost in the forest when the power goes out like Wi-Fi doesn't work oh my god

it was torture anyway uh i had been recording the you, I'm sure there are some naturalistic people,

some self-sufficient survivalists out there listening,

because we've done advanced analytics on our audience,

and that actually is a sizable chart.

Is that true? Yeah.

I get you go, oh, how sad is that?

Somebody going three hours without Wi-Fi.

What a... Or power.

We had to get candles.

You know what?

Lay off, okay.

We're addicted to our phones and our internet.

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