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Kay Ratt Pan Alley Show, less than a week away from you sitting at that table,

wondering how it's possible you're related to these people that you're potentially going to be spending some Thanksgiving with and perhaps you have a weird relative everyone has at least one weird relative they are the weird relative and if you can't spot who they are it is probably you and that is why we are searching for America's weirdest it's a final day of open nominations And then next week we meet our finalists.

They battle it off.

We actually get to meet the weird relatives, which is always the highlight for me.

Oh, asking follow-up questions is always fast. It's a deep dive. Sometimes what we find out is the thing they were nominated for is the least weird thing about them. Totally. The nephew that calls about their uncle is like, oh, the guy lives in a boat instead of the house that's right next door to the boat.

And then we find out the guys got all sorts of weird stuff. Like he goes around and picks up, you know, searching for rare random body parts in the street or whatever. It's also interesting to hear their reactions to being called weird because some of them are like, I'm not weird. And other people are like, yeah, I am. So what? We're proudly. You're like, okay. So here we go. Full phones here at K. Rock, how we like it. Let's go ahead and figure out if we have any more finalists in the group. It's time to find America's weirdest relative. It's time to fight America's weirdest relative. Do you ever think to yourself, my whole family is crazy? I must also be crazy. Or am I the only only... I'm like, I can't just be the only one who's not. That is a weird feeling when you have that. When you look around and you're like, oh, my God. They're all nuts. This is my group. This is my group. Go ahead, Carol, what's up? So I was a little girl.

My uncle Henry, he used to carry his gum behind his ear.

Oh.

He would pop it back in and chew it.

And then like when he was done chewing, he saved it behind his ear.

But his skin was kind of like oily too, you know? So it was kind of like disgusting. Well, that's an uncle move right there. He's got my gum behind my ear. Just, I'll chew that later. Save it behind the ear. But is that enough to make you the weirdest in America? That's a weird thing, sure. But Jacqueline, go ahead. Who are you nominating in America's search for the weirdest relative? I'd like to nominate my sister for the weirdest relative. Ooh, a sister. I love it. Maybe our first sister nomination this year. What does she do? She likes to stare at you while you're sleeping. Just to make sure you're breathing. So oftentimes you'll wake up and she's just hovering about just, she's just staring at you. It's so creepy. Does she do this regular?

Yeah, just a regular thing? Yeah, every time I sleep over at her, I remember a bachelor

part, or no, Bachelorette party. She did that to me too. It was really weird because I was

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