Hello, I'm Hal Lublin.

And I'm Mark Gagliardi.

Since the dawn of humanity, one issue has gone unsettled.

With the fate of the world and the balance, we're here to settle once and for all.

Weirdest mode of transportation.

That's right.

Don't worry, everyone.

We got this.

Podcasts should have a theme song. Podcasts should not have a theme song.

Yes, they should. No, they shouldn't. They sound good. Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.

Hmm. You know what? You're right. We got this.

This one almost sounds like one of those shows the weirdest mode of transportation

Coming after the break

Hal, this is a first for us

Yeah, usually the question is the best, right?

Right.

You know I love a new question that we're asking. Very excited about this. John Randy, this is what's happening over on that Discord that we keep talking about. At weekend, week out. Weird, wild stuff is happening. And somebody suggested this. And we came up and discussed it. And you loved it immediately, which I knew you would. And I thought, oh, this is an opportunity to just talk about weird stuff out of left field. But you'll also do a little research. Of course. It would be like the perfect, those giant punch bowl, you know, like at a movie when somebody's on vacation, somewhere tropical and they get the giant bowl. Like it's a giant glass that it's got like the tropical punch in it.

Oh, yeah. That's like movie for I'm getting drunk on vacation is I got a giant kid swimming pool of blue liquid that I'm going to drink. I like that you called it tropical punch. Like from the times of kid, how you're like, oh man, this is what grownups do. They go get a big bowl of tropical punch. But it's like funny tropical punch. You know what I mean? Like not funny

ha ha, funny fall on the floor. That's not the flavor of pineapple. Why am I sleepy?

Yeah, I'm excited about this topic. What were we talking about? Weird modes of transportation.

And here's the other thing is it must be one that

exists. So we're not working in the fantastical. These are real things that have existed that people

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