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The Patch

Weirdest KNOCK-OFF Game Consoles? - The Patch #118

The Patch

Gus Sorola

Leisure, Video Games, Games

4.6565 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2015

⏱️ 79 minutes

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The Patch Discusses Knock-off Game Consoles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I think it's like, hey, you're nerd.

0:10.8

Hey, it's the patch.

0:11.9

Hey, welcome to the patch.

0:14.8

I got spam email about how to sleep with women's.

0:17.7

Are you sure there's not really good information in there?

0:19.7

It's a short instructional video, how to sleep with the women's.

0:22.6

I just find it weird that they were like, you know, calling it a gamer instead of a player.

0:27.5

Yeah. Well, they're turning gamers into players.

0:32.1

Because they went from being a gamer with no girlfriends, too many girlfriends.

0:37.7

Which is not necessarily also a good. Yeah, that's bad. That's also not good.

0:42.9

If nothing else, that's a lot of birthdays you have to keep track of.

0:45.5

The worst. Yeah. And all, so many names.

0:48.2

Yeah. Just date a bunch of girls with the same thing.

0:50.2

Emily, Shannon. Fun fact. My first two boyfriends had the same name. It was really weird. I did add the same thing. It was actually super weird. I dated. You're such a person who dated in the 90s. They were Lisa Marie. They were both Lisa Marie. Was one of them Presley? Sadly, no. I would have just been rich and been... Wait, she's got money, right? Yeah,, she has. Let me make sure I'm on the right gold digger track here, right? This is the patch. You need to sugar mama. Speaking of sugar mamas, oh? Video games. Remember the thing with the cheating website, Ashley Madison? Oh, yeah, yeah. They're threatened. They finally released all the all the information. Here's the thing, though, is I found out from reading about this that there are two, like, other sites. One is, it's for, it's called, like, established gentlemen, which is for women to find, like, rich men to spend, like, rich men is over their lifestyle. It's an escort site. Yeah. It's like, you know, attractive young women looking for wealthy, older men to support their lifestyle. And I was like, oh, I saw like a news report on those things. They're like, they just, and they don't put out either. They just have these men buy them things. Hey, once upon a time, I got an email. First of all, I would like say side notes.

2:01.8

Someone in Dallas, some hooker in Dallas uses my photos. People constantly said it to me. I'm like, I can't stop her. Please don't. But it's not me. I'm not showing up. That's way too long a drive. Yes. For all the sexes. I wonder how much business you've got her. I know, right?

2:17.3

And like, does she actually look?

2:19.0

Like, I want to know how close she actually looks to me.

2:20.5

She's like Meg Turney adjacent. for all the sexes. I wonder how much business you've got her. I know, right? And like, does she actually look?

2:19.0

Like, I want to know how close she actually looks to me.

2:20.5

She's like Meg Turney adjacent.

2:21.7

She's like, eh, I wonder if you, every time you change your hair color, does she have to keep up? Does she change? She like, son of a bitch. They were my red hair photos. someone once sent me an email that said

2:32.4

this is kind of weird

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