It's been one of those weeks, my darklings, where reality doesn't quite hold its shape,

where something flashes across the sky and nobody agrees on what it is they just saw,

where someone disappears and the silence around it feels deliberate, where the line between

coincidence and something else starts to blur just enough to get your attention.

And the unsettling part? It's not just one story. It's how easily they stack, how quickly they follow each other.

How piece by piece they start to chip away at the idea that everything is operating the way it's supposed to

because maybe it is or maybe we're just catching more of it now the stories are real the drinks are too

and we all know my friends words is hard welcome this, Wild, and Wow edition of the Paranormal 60 News.

I'm not going to stand here and listen to this.

We'll know you.

You won't know.

He doesn't stand for below me.

Thank you. Sounds like a lot of

Sounds like a lot of supernatural baloney to me.

Supernatural.

Babs.

Baloney, perhaps not.

Good evening, my darklings and welcome to the paranormal 60 news.

Things are weird.

Things have been very strange here at the old Palmer House hotel restaurant and pub.

Connectivity has been strange. Even the colonel is having issues connecting.

So hopefully we'll all be here tonight for you to deliver the news the way you deserve it from the team you've grown to trust to mess things up on occasion.

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