Weird Sciencing The Perfect 80s Action Hero

Buzzn The Tower

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Film History

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🗓️ 9 March 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

The 1980s defined action hero Shangri-La. From J.J. McQuade to John Matrix there was never a shortage of biceps, bullets and blackbelts on the big screen. Today we're going to borrow Gary and Wyatt's brilliant idea from Weird Science. But instead of making a woman named Lisa, we're going to Frankenstein the perfect 80s action hero. I'm Mo "Dark Shadow" Shapiro and with me as always, the Jean Claude to my Van Damme, Max "Viper Blood" Sanders. And with that, let's make a monster!

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0:00.0	He has the best fashion sense of any action hero in the 80s.
0:10.3	No, because there's one person you forgot about.
0:12.5	Oh, who did I forget about?
0:13.5	Mr. Indiana Jones.
0:15.0	Oh, that's right.
0:16.0	The high crowned wide brim, sabre fedora.
0:18.3	Oh, damn it.
0:19.3	The western leather jacket made in Ken England.
0:22.5	The ripped up button shirt so you can see the abs and all.
0:25.4	The five o'clock stubble too.
0:27.0	And he can wear a tux.
0:28.2	He can wear the professor tweed.
0:29.5	What are you doing?
0:30.5	You forgot the accessory.
0:31.5	The accessory.
0:32.5	The what?
0:33.5	The satchel.
0:34.5	The orange whip.
0:35.5	The satchel.
0:36.5	The satchel.
0:37.5	The biggest accessory.
0:38.5	Yeah, he can put stuff in there.
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