4.8 • 608 Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2019
⏱️ 75 minutes
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0:00.0 | Okay, Paul. |
0:00.8 | Yeah. |
0:01.2 | I've invented a game for us. |
0:02.7 | Okay. |
0:03.1 | It's called dueling Julius. |
0:05.4 | Dueling Julius. |
0:06.6 | Julia Roberts? |
0:07.4 | Julia Childs. |
0:10.0 | So we've each written certain phrases down, sentences down, that the other one has to do in their best Julia Child impression. |
0:18.6 | Okay. |
0:19.2 | But we haven't seen what the other person wrote for us. That's right. Okay. So I will go first. Okay. Let me warm up. Bacon on toast. Butter. Here we go. The greatest meal I've ever eaten was at the Olive Garden in Times Square. Pretty good. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. I once sat in a pile of mashed potatoes by accident and didn't get up for 45 minutes. |
0:43.9 | Yours has a gravitas to it. |
0:46.0 | I feel like your Julia maybe went to like the Royal Shakespeare Academy. |
0:49.7 | Yeah, there's something kind of King Lear-esque. |
0:51.5 | Yes, yes. |
0:52.7 | Here we go. |
0:57.0 | I'd never climaxed through penetration until i experienced an asgasm i feel like this is actually something she said that's in her book |
1:05.0 | yeah i hope so stop cribbing her book paul i'm a big julia. Okay, here we go. Last one. |
1:13.3 | Always, always, always. |
1:17.7 | Make sure to keep your labia menorah clean and humid. Hey, I'm Paul. |
1:32.0 | And I'm Erica. |
1:32.9 | And this is That Aged Well. |
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