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Brooke and Jeffrey

Weird Roommate Stories

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

A new survey asked people to share the weirdest things they've ever caught their roommates doing!

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0:00.0

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

0:03.0

And some things in this world are super rare.

0:06.0

Like identical twins, a YouTube video with no inflammatory hateful comments on it.

0:12.0

Plumbers wearing pants that actually fit.

0:16.0

Wow.

0:18.0

Now that's my...

0:19.0

Maybe the rarest thing of all is finding a normal person without any weird quirks or habits to be your roommate.

0:26.2

Oh, that's not...

0:27.6

Exactly.

0:28.5

That's what that is.

0:29.6

I mean, good roommates, few and far between.

0:32.3

I say that because people are revealing the weirdest and worst things they ever caught their roommates doing.

0:38.3

Oh, oh.

0:39.3

They're sharing it online.

0:41.3

It's going to make you feel good if you're living by yourself right now.

0:44.3

Yeah.

0:45.3

So let's go over them.

0:46.3

Number seven says, one night I caught my roommate cleaning the dishes by actually licking the plates clean and putting them back into the

0:54.9

cover.

0:55.2

What?

0:56.0

Oh, no.

0:57.0

That's something my four-year-old would do, not an actual grown adult.

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