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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Weird Kissing, New Phones, Pee Bottles

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.66.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2015

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

On this episode Alison and the Thursday gang (Jenna Kim Jones, Allan Moss, Daniel Quantz, Greg Heller and Jeff Fox) discuss who's been to a strip club, Jenna's baby punching Allan, pee bottles, baby farts, adults who "go to the potty," learning about sex, Greg's former stand up career, Book of Mormon, having rocks thrown at you while you're a missionary, couples that fights, couples that kiss in weird annoying ways, Bogle and so much more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's the Allison Rosen,

0:07.0

it's your new best friend, Joe. Tonight, Allison, welcome to your guest. She's a comedian

0:11.5

who's a Swedish honeysuckle and plump is a honeydew. It's Jenna Kim Jones. He's a man

0:17.2

who likes his comedy clean and his moves tracks extreme. It's the F King, Alan Maas.

0:23.6

And a producer who showed just wrapped so he's decided to take a nice, relaxing, psychotic

0:27.5

break. It's Greg Heller. Chef Jeff is here to put his gourds in your horn to plenty.

0:33.0

I'm a husband Daniel and good news. I'm allowed to buy the new iPhone, saying hop on board

0:37.9

the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.

0:57.5

Hello, my little apple fritters. It's me, Allison. Welcome to another exciting episode

1:11.6

of Allison Rosen, his new best friend. I would like to say hello to my guest. Hello, Greg Heller.

1:16.2

Hello, Allison. How are the levels? For those who don't know, there's this little

1:22.2

audio box sort of in the center of the table. One could say it's in front of Greg. It's

1:27.5

also in front of the rest of us. It has little dials and we all plug our headphones into

1:33.1

it and then we can adjust our own volume. However, Greg has been adjusting all of the volumes.

1:38.6

Well, this box is very confusing, Allison, because there are six cables going into it,

1:43.8

but it only has four knobs. So it's very hard to figure out which knob corresponds to

1:48.4

which cable. But it and forget it. So if you turn all of them, you're just going to find it.

1:59.0

But even after I pointed out, I still saw you. I was writing the faders. Now I feel guilty.

2:06.0

And also I feel like I've destroyed my own mix and I know Jeff is like secretly like kind

2:10.6

of a little pissed about it. I don't even know if it's secret. If I turn this one, hello

2:15.8

Jenna Kim Jones. Oh, hi. Hi. That's what I do. Hi, Jenna Kim Jones. We'll catch up with your

2:23.1

new hair and your new phone. Oh, yeah. Hello, Alan Moss. Hello. And hello, Daniel Kwant. Hi.

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