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I couldn't wait for Halloween night. I loved going trick-or-treating. I loved getting candy.

I wanted to get lots and lots of candy this Halloween.

I said, Dad, Billy said, Dad, come on, we're going trick-or-treating now. Okay, Dad.

I took my costume downstairs, and Dad helped me into it. My costume was a werewolf costume

that Dad made for me. Nice costume, people would say, as we passed by them.

Thank you, said Dad. We made it together. He always was good at giving me credit on our projects,

even though he did 90% of the work. Trick-or-treat, I said, as I went up to the house of an elderly man.

Oh no! Explained the man, pretending to be scared. It's the wolf, man! Here, take my candy.

I don't want you to do any tricks for me. The man gave me a big handful of candy,

and I'll if I went to the next house. Dad walking directly behind me.

Trick-or-treat, I said. The door opened, and an old woman dressed in a witch costume answered the door.

Well, well, well, exclaimed the witch, just what I need for my brew, a bit of dog hair.

I'm not a dog, I'm a werewolf, I said. True, said the witch, but you aren't a real werewolf now,

are you? No, this is just my Halloween costume, just like your witch costume is yours.

How do you know this is just a costume, she asked? How do you know I'm not really a witch?

Um, I guess I don't, I answered. I would be careful, said the witch, as she dropped a chocolate bar into my bag.

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