"Weird Al" Yankovic
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Team Coco & Earwolf
4.8 • 59.3K Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, my name is Will Wierd Al-Yankovic, you can call me Al. |
| 0:09.7 | And I am figuratively tickled pink to be Conan O'Brien's friend. |
| 0:36.5 | Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien's friends. |
| 0:40.7 | Hi, Conan. |
| 0:43.7 | How are you? |
| 0:44.7 | I'm okay. |
| 0:45.7 | You feeling alright? |
| 0:46.7 | No, I'm not. |
| 0:47.7 | I'm very pregnant, but I'm okay. |
| 0:50.6 | You are incredibly pregnant. |
| 0:52.2 | I found out today I have two babies that are both weighing over six pounds. |
| 0:57.4 | Wow. |
| 0:58.4 | I'm carrying 12 pounds of human. |
| 1:01.4 | It sounds like they're fully clothed in utero. |
| 1:04.4 | They're wearing heavy corduroy jackets and they've got work boots on. |
| 1:08.4 | That's 48 McDonald's quarter pounders. |
| 1:10.6 | Oh, God. |
| 1:11.6 | Now I want McDonald's. |
| 1:16.8 | But that's a lot of baby. |
| 1:19.4 | I will compliment you and Matt, you will back me up on this. |
| 1:22.5 | You have visited the show a couple of times recently. |
| 1:25.5 | You're not allowed to drive, but your very nice cool husband, Tak, drives you and you'll |
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