'Weird Al' Yankovic's Colbert Questionert
The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
CBS
4.4 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Summary
If you don't know his favorite action movie, or which five words he would use to describe the rest of his life, do you really know legendary musician "Weird" Al Yankovic?
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| 0:59.1 | It's the late show, poncho with Stephen Colbert. |
| 1:07.0 | Hey everybody, you know who that is. And Matt needs no introduction at all. It's Weird Al Yankovic. Weird Al. It's always wonderful to see you talk to you. I'm a long-time fan. As you know, as I told you since I was a sophomore in high school with My Bologna. |
| 1:19.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:19.3 | But here's the thing. |
| 1:21.0 | As much as I've paid attention to your career and the opportunity I've had to meet you, |
| 1:22.7 | it's just hard to get to know somebody |
| 1:24.2 | and just little snippets like we normally have here, |
| 1:25.6 | which is why we have something |
| 1:28.0 | called the Colbert questionnaire, |
| 1:28.8 | where I ask some of my more... I've had to meet you. It's just hard to get to know somebody and just little snippets like we normally have here, |
| 1:30.1 | which is why we have something called the Colbert questionnaire, where I ask some of my more honored guests, |
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