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🗓️ 23 April 2019
⏱️ 51 minutes
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This week the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic joins us in Dumb People Town!
Story 1 is a Greenlee about a violent incident involving a remote control and dentures.
Story 2 brings us a love story involving a zombie doll.
Story 3 is the tale of a misunderstanding at an illegal strip club.
Then for our Stitcher Premium listeners, we have an extra story about a cat owner who gets stuck up a tree trying to save a cat!
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0:00.0 | "...DAMN IT, RANNING, JAIN, WILL SHARE, TAILS UP, GOP SO UNOVER, THEY LACKED, RACING, SOME TUNTUBE, SHOOTS, THE LIFE, BE CHOOSE, WILL MAKE THE NEW, BREAKING DOWN, HEADS HEAPY, FAIL, AND FALL, NOW THERE'S HAPPRIES, BELL, I'M HAPPY TO SAY, MAN! |
0:17.2 | You didn't make this dumb dumb so listen to our podcast random with cohosts, harm and damage, don't be a jerk, don't much weapons, use it, press the funny hits, we are gonna take you down. |
0:32.2 | Stick around, make a sound, come down, you stomp people, town! |
0:36.2 | Hey, townies, welcome to another episode of DUMM, PEOPLE, TOW! |
0:41.2 | Population, you... |
0:42.2 | Population Al, we're Dalian, Kavik. |
0:44.2 | Weird, Alian, or just Alian, Kavik. |
0:46.2 | How are you like to do? |
0:47.2 | How are you buddy? |
0:48.2 | I'm doing well, thanks for asking, come to town. |
0:50.2 | It's so sweet, it's so good to have you in town. |
0:52.2 | You are so sweet, and I'm going to... I was thinking about this right as I was coming in here, just about how much we love you and love what you've done and how much... |
1:01.2 | How much staying power, the music and stuff that you've created throughout the years has to this day and as evidence of our children listening and going back into your catalog and listening to your family. |
1:11.2 | And just cackling like old ladies. |
1:15.2 | Oh, rye are the kaiser, fat and weak. |
1:19.2 | That's just the opening line to rye are the kaiser, kills my kids. |
1:22.2 | Like they laugh so hard at it and I'm like, you're right, that's a moment where I love them more because I'm like, oh you're laughing at the right thing. |
1:28.2 | Oh you're parenting right now. |
1:30.2 | I'm parenting right now. |
1:31.2 | You're parenting right, but they're getting it. |
1:33.2 | You understand what I'm saying? |
1:35.2 | And it's like a weird-al song that like it just... you can't... you can't poke a hole in it, the longer you listen to it, the more you laugh at it, it's just... |
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