Weezer Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2018

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

If Weezer were a newly discovered animal species, the Latin name would be dorkus malorkus. The only guy in the band who matters thinks songwriting can be done with formulas and spreadsheets. What more do you need to know? How about some nerdy sexism? Yeah, yeah. You liked this band when you were a teenager. Question: you ever make any other mistakes when you were a teenager? After listening to the evidence in this episode, you should agree with us that Weezer's existence is nothing more than a giant mistake and it's time to bring it all to an end.

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0:00.0	What?
0:01.0	What are you saying?
0:02.0	Are you weezing or are you saying weezer?
0:04.0	You're doing both.
0:05.0	You're weezing me saying weezer.
0:07.0	Oh my god, you sound like an old man.
0:25.9	So what do we got?
0:26.9	Who are we covering today?
0:27.9	I think it's funny that you always do this.
0:29.9	Like, people could possibly have gotten to listening to the episode without seeing the name of
0:35.5	the episode and know which band we're going to talk about.
0:38.6	Oh yeah, that's true.
0:39.6	I guess I did that.
0:40.6	Well, maybe somebody blindly goes into the episode and doesn't know.
0:45.9	Hey, they might have their podcasts on auto play and it just plays this next.
0:49.5	Maybe they didn't look at this screen.
0:50.5	Could you imagine what kind of horse shit you'd end up listening to if you did that?
0:54.6	Just auto played.
0:55.6	Go to like Stitcher or somewhere and just play me anything.
0:57.8	That's coming up now.
0:58.8	Some bad middleist super fans podcast about her entire discography.
1:02.4	That's our next podcast we're dealing.
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