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Welcome back to The Toast and happy, oh, that's right, Friday.

What time is it?

Friday, it's a vacation.

What time is it?

Time of our lives.

Scots out, scream, shout, scream, chow! They didn't have to go so hard with that song.

Welcome back to the Turs.

Every Friday feels like the beginning of summer.

That's beautiful.

Especially when you're living in Florida.

Because we have like a little summer break this weekend.

That's unbelievably beautiful.

We're going to go to the beach, the pool.

Yes. Dip, doge, dodge, dove and dive. I meant to, like, say, like, dive, but we're also going to dip, duck, dodge, dive and dive. Now, usually we sort of like ease into the weekend, but I feel like we have a lot to do today on the episode front. We do. Real House is in Beverly Hills. Did you watch? Of curse. Traders. Oh, no, I forgot. Kidding! You got me. She's a traitor. We got another troll away boat. Oh my God. Last night's episode was actually like an exercise in how to be a loser. Like it was insane. We were so close. Oh my God. We were so close to like vindication and like everything that, you know, we are with the worst, like, players left. And admittedly so, they'll all say they're the worst, even though they all say Natalie is so smart or whatever. Right. Stop. Natalie's speech like made me cry. No. They're disgusting. I fucking hate these people. Let's save all the spoilers for the TV recap along with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. We also have Queenie and Weenie.

And then we also just have like two fabulous They're disgusting. I fucking hate these people. Let's save all the spoilers for the TV recap,

along with Real House size of Beverly Hills. We also have Queenie and Weenie. And then we also just have like two fabulous gals being fabulous. Talking about pop culture. Yes, that is what we do for a living. Talking about themselves. Yeah, today's kind of a big day. I mean, it is what, the 20th, right? Yes. So I wanted to have this, you know, little speech on the 21st,

but it's a Saturday. Ruth's turning nine months. On the 21st. Nine months in, nine months out. Even though it's like 10 months, I will be making a speech regardless. Oh, wow. Where has the time gone? I think of that Harry just turned four. And I was like, it's Harry's true.

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