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Kyle Ayers! Kyle! Thank you. Thanks for, you know, it's good to be here. Yeah. Great to see you. Great to see you. Great to see you. Nice to hear about your fender bender affirming care that you've been giving out. Yeah. Yep, yep, yep, yep. He always wants to drive is the thing. You got to let. I used to just be like, well, I was just, you know, turn the car off. I'm like, let him sit in the driver's seat, you know, like basic, I'm driving the car, quote unquote. But now he's like, turn the engine on. And I'm like, yo, no, full of what? He's realized you've been giving him an unplugged controller this entire time. Exactly. There's been no quarters in the arcade.

Because he watches me drive and he's like trying to work the gear shifter and stuff. I'm like, oh, hell no, bro. This is not how it's happening. He still doesn't know how to turn the car on, though. Luckily, I keep telling him the hazard light button is how you turn the car on. And he's like, I want to turn on. I'm like, I don't know, man.

I don't know.

Thank you. You just be able to go viral for that.

Yeah.

Like a kid would just like be famous on the internet for driving a car two blocks to get to the store or something yeah yeah right steal his parents car there's some there's some great early internet videos of like cops chasing down a person and then they come to the door and it's like a seven-year-old. Did you ever- Parents wouldn't take him to McDonald's? Did you guys ever have like those kids who would drive their friend's cars? Like when they weren't around like, yo dude, do you want to take the car out and you're like 14? There's a big trend in eighth grade in Kentucky to steal your parents' car. Oh, really? Yeah.

I definitely,

a lot of people who did that. I did cheeky rides to like Blockbuster. Like that was like up the street. I wasn't driving my friend who was like completely a wild ass kid. It was like, dude, my mom's gone. Let's go to Blockbuster. And we're like, fuck yeah. We get in the car like we were fucking 20. It was crazy. We were 14. Wait. Howl?

Like 14, 14, 15.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, yeah.

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