Weekly Skews – We’re Bringing Back Communist Teddy Ruxpins Folks
Weekly Skews
Weekly Skews
4.9 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
The FBI cracks a mostly imaginary terror case. Indiana Republicans bravely face death threats to do nothing. Trump finally signs his executive order banning AI regulation, so you’re free to buy Christmas toys that sell your kids on the brilliance of Chairman Mao. How will we power all these toys? We’re getting rid of Christmas trees, folks. All a part of a very sensible plan.
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| 0:00.0 | what's up everybody welcome back happy skews day to you it is december 16th 2025 as you're watching |
| 0:13.8 | this it's uh monday december 15th as we sit down to record it's a little before 2 p.m. on the left |
| 0:18.4 | coast i'm trying that's mark Hey, hanging in there, Mark. |
| 0:22.9 | Doing good, bud. I'm excited because, you know, Christmas is coming up, and the FBI decided to give me a personal present, you know, one of my favorite things, which is a dipshit, false flag, overhyped terror plot breakup. |
| 0:35.2 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:38.0 | I was texting you about this morning. |
| 0:40.1 | You asked me a really funny question. |
| 0:41.4 | And I know why you're like, can you prove this is fake? |
| 0:44.7 | And I was like, that I know you know this, but that's not how proof works, but it's |
| 0:49.8 | apparently not how the FBI thinks proof works. |
| 0:51.9 | Right. |
| 0:52.8 | You have to prove it's real. |
| 0:54.3 | That's like, that's really, that's really sort of how proof works. But anyways, what we're talking about is like, let me read this headline. Four charge with plotting New Year's Eve attacks on Southern California prosecutors say. Now, let me quote from the story. Then I'll tell you what's fucking hilarious about it. Okay, so federal authorities on Monday announced the arrests of four alleged members of an extremist group who were suspected of planning coordinated bombing attacks on New Year's Eve across Southern California. |
| 1:18.5 | They are members of an offshoot of a pro-Palestinian group dubbed the Turtle Island Liberation Front, the complaint said. |
| 1:25.7 | So Antifa splinter cell. Yeah, So Antifa splinter cell. |
| 1:28.4 | Yeah, an Antifa splinter cell. |
| 1:30.5 | It's pro-Palestines. |
| 1:31.6 | They were going to blow up ice trucks who were named after like the Iroquois mythology |
| 1:37.6 | that the earth is held up by a turtle. |
| 1:41.1 | So you know this is very real because it'd be like the, they were terrorist groups. |
| 1:44.5 | You see it's like the, you know, the trans-vegan alliance for a free Kurdistan. |
| 1:48.3 | You know you're cooking with something really good here. |
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