What's up everybody?

Welcome back.

Happy Scus Day to you.

It is November 4th election day for some of us, some people, across the country.

I hope you voted for BJ if you're there in, what's the county he's in? Outside of Raleigh, there in North Carolina. Wendell is a town name. Wendell, yeah. If you're in Wendell or in that county, I hope you voted for BJ for that one and any other pertinent elections in your community. It is, as we sit down to record this, it's actually Monday at November 3rd at 1 p.m.

on the left coast.

I'm Trey, and that's Mark.

What's up, Mark?

No, man, I got a fun series of panic texts for my wife this morning as she was stuck in a doorway

at work.

She, what happened was, in the utility closet in her business, a folding table had fallen over behind the door. So the door couldn't get open, right? So she's trying to get in there to rectify the situation. And she got it cracked. And she's like, okay, I'm pretty, I'm small enough. I can slide through the crack in the door. And then she could not. And she got stuck.

And she's texting me about it. Like, I have the jaws of light. I'm glad you're telling me because it's funny as shit, but what am I going to do? Yeah. So what did you do about it? Nothing. She eventually got herself free. I'm like, but I could have gone over there and pushed on the door. but like she felt like, but I wonder what like, I guess I could call the fire department for you because if you're too embarrassed, but otherwise I'm going to Home Depot and be like, you got the WD40 for Dizzy Broads. I don't know what to find. Yeah. Yeah. He got to go grease my wife up. A saw or like a one of those big battering ram things or whatever. I don't know. You never wanted to like kick a door or you never wanted to breach a door, Mark? You know, could have been your chance. Just me and the other members of my tactical special forces squad. We're going to break out, breakout, break out. We throw a fucking flashbang. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, be cool. So, before we get to show, I want to say, congratulations to you and your fellow Dodger fans. Maybe two in a row, three and five years. Yeah. Dodgers. So, the game seven was in Toronto, right? Do what? Yes, the six and seven were in Toronto, yeah. So I didn't see any like, well, typically you, maybe because the Georgia's fans have gotten so spoiled victories. Like I was expecting, usually you set off fireworks or people shooting guns in the air and shit, but none of that happened in my neighborhood. Maybe it was elsewhere. We heard some fireworks, but nothing like too crazy, but there definitely was some fireworks set off over this. And so there was none of the, as far as I can tell, there was no like mass people in the streets flipping over cars and stuff on fire or anything. But yet, the cops still acted like there was. I want to play this video, Matt. This is outside of a bar called the Shortstop, which I have been to. I've been to too. That's where I went to a Dodgers game this year with a group of comedian friends, and we met at the shortstop and walked up there. So I think it's a common occurrence. It's like a sort of bit of a Dodgers bar there. It's not far away. Yeah. So the people are waiting in line to get out front. You'll see this video. this cop on a horse just walks up to a dude and where a

dodge, a, uh, up to a dude and wear a Dodgers jersey and hits them in the head.

But I want you to see what he hits him in the head with and fuck this cop.

It's got to seem fine.

Yeah, here comes a horse cop.

Horse cop.

Horse cop. Horse cop.

Yeah.

I can believe that hasn't been a show or comic book.

What is that?

That is a Boken, aka a wooden sparring katana.

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