All righty, everybody, welcome back.

Happy Skews Day to you.

It is September 24th, 2024.

I'm Trey.

That's Mark.

How are you doing over there, Mark?

Good, man.

We're talking about some of our favorite, one of our favorite topics, the prevalence of dicks in Great Wing American politics, literally. They're so horny, dude.

So, yeah, we're talking about some sex scandals when we get to the show. Before we get started, I wanted to make a couple of stories I want to touch on it.

Ryan Ruth, the Trump, the alleged assassin who never got around to

actually try to kill Trump two weeks ago last week or whatever. He apparently left a note in a box

with a friend who said, who confessed that it was an assassination attempt, which is not a very smart

legal strategy. And if he failed, offered a $150,000 reward for anyone who wanted to finish the job.

Right.

So you got a MLM scam of assassinating presidential candidates going on now.

So that's a fun new development.

So I saw people on the right talking about how it was unprofessional and inappropriate of the DOJ to have even released this because they were acting like, this is Biden's DOJ tacitly offering a bounty on Trump's life. That's what they're doing because this guy's offering a hundred feet. And they're putting, they're putting this offer of reward out there, you know, because they're trying to bait people into doing it. And to me, it's one of those things that, you know, any lunatic who does some lunatic shit like this, there's always some kind of manifesto or something, right? And it's like, people want that released, right? Generally, like if you refuse to release it, then that's a problem. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, people would bitch you about that. So you just, hey, this guy left this. This is more insight into this guy's mental state or whatever. But they're trying to spin it like the DOJ is offering their own bounty on Trump's life this way. You ever see the movie, the Jackal, the Bruce Willis movie? Yes. Yeah. About a guy hired to kill a First Lady or something, I forget. But like he had to use a robot gun because if you want to get away from killing a high level, like doing a high level assassination, you can't just be there. Right? You're not going to survive it. So I want to meet the person who would think you'd have any way to collect this $150,000, even if you survived it. Dude, forget, I'm about to say, forget surviving it. That's also my main thing is like, imagine seeing this and being like, I trust that guy to follow through with this money. Do you know what I mean? Like, I'm sure this dude will come correct when the bill is due if I pull this off. like that. No who would believe that this guy would have the capacity to pay them? But I guess in their heads, it's like if you think that the DOJ is part of it, then they'll make sure you get your, you know, your money, I suppose. That's how you got to, think like them you know yeah yeah I guess

strange strange times uh so speaking of strange times got a fun of uh darkly

hilarious update on that it remember that mass shooting a couple weeks ago where a guy just

shot a bunch of cars on a Kentucky freeway luckily nobody he shot 12 cars

yeah five people on interstate 75 in eastern Kentucky. I actually genuinely not making a joke or anything. Like, I completely forgot that happened, but I do remember it now. But that's how you know, it's like a sad state of affairs with this country and mass shootings and stuff, because that had had that entered and left my mind almost

immediately because of how many times we deal with shit like that but yes I do remember that guy

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