All right, everybody, welcome back.

Happy Skews Day to you.

It is September 17th, 2024.

I'm trying to ask Mark.

How are you doing there, Mark?

Good, buddy.

I got a bully.

Have I told you about this?

No, what? You got a bully? In real life? Yeah. Who the hell is bullying you? You're all jacked and bald and stuff? This bully must be something else. Some lunatic is my apartment building who's apparently decided he hates me. It's a very one-sided robbery, but he, like, screams at me about once a week in our apartment gym.

And I'm like, do I, do I just go to the property manager and be like, because I'm pretty sure I could take him because, like, right, like, screams you for what? Just like, looking too good? Do you, you don't whistle in the gym or something, do you? or like listen listen to your podcast out loud with no headphones on something like that i'm assuming not

like no hear buds, no watching nothing on an iPad, nothing. Psychopath.

Psychopath. was like usually he'd usually raw dogs cardio which is like the weirdest thing like no hair buds no watching nothing on an iPad nothing psychopath psychopath and like the other day he was listened to a podcast about pancreatic cancer like a boom box and then like what he'll do

was like one time he directly addressed me and yelled the beep but now what he does is like he doesn't

look at me he just like yells stuff when he's just me and him in there while not looking at me like looking ahead like the other day he was like stay in your lane bro you don't even understand the level of spiritual plane that i'm on i'm like oh wow so do i go to the property manager and like norcum this guy like a fucking nerd or do it I like fight him? I'm too old to get in fights, but I don't know what else to do at this point. That's tough, dude. I mean, yeah, I'm sure you could probably take him, but we're not teenagers anymore. And I understand that. But yeah, you're dealing with like an LA alpha male or something screaming in your face about spiritual planes and

shit like that.

He will do, he literally does four hours at a time with the elliptical while peddling slowly shit. It's weird. It's so fucking weird. I don't understand anything this guy's about. Have you been anywhere in any other people? Do you think he screams at other people when they come in there? You know what I mean? doesn't do it to me when other when witnesses are in there so he's not completely mentally ill well now i wonder if he's doing it to other people when you come in there? You know what I mean? He doesn't do it to me when witnesses are in there.

So he's not completely mentally ill.

Well, I wonder if he's doing it to other people when you're not in there. You know, maybe he screams anybody that's in there by himself or by themselves. I mean, yeah, I don't know. Whoop his ass, Mark. That's what I say. I think all the fans would agree, you know. When I get, when I don't show up one Tuesday and it's apparent that I've been murdered, this guy definitely did it. So yeah.

Before we get to the show, a couple of fun,

sports-related intrigue stories, no sports here, but just dumb sports-surrounded bullshit.

So you know more about college football than me. Do you want to explain this Colorado, Buffalo,

NIL, Saudi Arabia scandal to the audience? Well, I mean, all I know about it is there's a former staffer at Coach Prime. That's Dion Sanders, Coach Prime's Colorado Buffalo's program, who leaks have revealed he was trying to raise money for the program. It's in the era of NIL.

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