Weekly Show #339: Feeding M&Ms to Apes
The Square Ball: Leeds United Podcast
The Square Ball
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 October 2023
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:30.1 | The Square Ball Podcast. |
| 0:37.1 | Hello there. Welcome to the show. Brought to you in association with? |
| 0:40.4 | We've asked listeners. It's been a while, isn't it? |
| 0:42.6 | This is international breaks. Everything I've had a few days off. I'm feeling refreshed. |
| 0:46.0 | I'm feeling recharged. I'm ready to give my awful bills, probate and convince him once more. |
| 0:50.4 | I had an amazing moment during the break. I've been listening to Bob Mortimer's |
| 0:55.1 | Autobiography, um, comedian Bob Mortimer. And uh, Bob Mortimer used to be a solicitor |
| 1:00.8 | before he became a comedian with Vic Reeves. I was sat there listening to me audio book and |
| 1:05.0 | then this happened. Law school is a hot house of lectures and learning. There are seven exams |
| 1:11.3 | at the end of an intensive one-year course covering all the essential areas of law and legal |
| 1:16.4 | procedure, convincing wills, probate, criminal law, court procedure, family law, commercial law |
| 1:22.8 | and accounts. Not my words, the words of Bob Mortimer. |
| 1:26.7 | The big three. Not in the right order, but how does Bob Mortimer maybe is right? |
| 1:30.4 | Yeah. Did have a shout out actually from someone saying the, um, |
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| 1:38.0 | big shout out to the private clients listers. I know if anyone needs help in this world, |
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