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from our amazing lineup of creators. Welcome to Straight White American Jesus. My name

is Brad O'Neeshi, faculty at the University of San Francisco, and I'm here today with

my co-host. I'm Dan Miller, Professor of Religion and Social

Thought, I'll end my college. Good to see you Brad back from Denver. I think we're still

both sort of buzzing around about the event, but it's also nice to be back to sort of our

regular routine a little bit. I want to tell you two things that happened on the way

home from Denver. So Denver was amazing. We've talked about it. I know some of you are

like, please stop talking about Denver. It's over now. No more advertisements. No more

talking about it. So that's totally fair. So the event was great. Denver was great. We

all had great times. However, Dan, on the way to the home at the airport, I was very

proud of myself. I had packed snacks and my water bottle, and I felt like I had remembered

all the details and was ready for my flight. I was tired, but feeling pretty good. And

I went ahead and dropped my water bottle in the urinal. So that was really good. I had

to fish that out. And some people were watching. But I thought if that's the worst thing that

happens this weekend, after all the big events and meetings and papers and public stuff,

then that's why. So sometimes you have to just take up water bottle out of the urinal

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