Weekly Calendar & The Tribune
The Midnight Air
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 27 August 2024
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Let’s celebrate Dog Day, Beach Day and most importantly, Tug of War Day! And as always we report the news in Marquette County from The Tribune.
Thank you to Aaron Brungardt for engineering, mixing, and production support, Geoffrey Tice for artwork, Bobby TBD for theme music, and All Things Comedy for their support, production, and distribution.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the midnight air. It's Monday. I don't even know if you're in bed yet. You in bed? You're doing your routine? What's your routine? I'm a nerd. I have my, I have a, forgive me if this, if you're listening to this loud well let's call it this i have a smart speaker |
| 0:38.7 | i have multiple ones in my apartment i have a smart speaker and one of my routines is i tell it hey |
| 0:48.1 | we're going to bed and then it uh dims the bedroom lights turns off TV, turns off any other lights that are on in the house. |
| 0:58.2 | Gets a little white noise going. |
| 1:00.3 | We're doing a white noise? |
| 1:02.5 | And we don't have any white noise in it up like me? |
| 1:06.6 | Make sure that air conditioning is cranked. |
| 1:12.0 | And then, you know what I do sometimes? |
| 1:15.8 | Crazy, I know. |
| 1:17.6 | I feel like you just got to have that cup of water. |
| 1:19.4 | You a cup of water person? |
| 1:22.6 | Truth, though. |
| 1:24.5 | I don't very often drink it. |
| 1:30.8 | It's very rare. |
| 1:32.4 | It's almost a little bit of an insurance policy, |
| 1:35.1 | which has made me start, you know, |
| 1:37.9 | I'm not going full glass. |
| 1:40.6 | Usually you just wake up, |
| 1:42.7 | you just need a couple of sips, a couple of quick sips. |
| 1:48.6 | And then I feel bad the next morning. |
| 1:50.4 | I usually wake up and I pound it like I'm in a fraternity because I don't want to waste the water. |
| 1:57.5 | And you just start out a quick little, quick little mouth drench. |
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