Weekly Calendar & The Tribune
The Midnight Air
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2024
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
It’s my birthday today! It’s Rory’s birthday tomorrow! It’s Jump In A Lake Day! It's Root Beer Float Day tomorrow! And it’s a bunch of other Holidays too! And as always we check in on the news in Marquette County from The Tribune.
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| 0:00.0 | evening everybody it's the midnight air i I'm your host, Daniel Van Kirk. |
| 0:48.2 | It's Monday, August 5th. If you're listening to this, when it drops, hope you had a great day. Hope you have a great tomorrow. Hope you have a good night's sleep. Hope you have a good night at work. I always wanted to be a... I don't know if I should say I always wanted to be. I romanticized and still do to some extent the idea of being a overnight security guard at like a downtown Chicago building and like a business building. |
| 0:58.2 | I really like the movie Die Hard, minus the guy who dies that has the job I'm talking about. |
| 1:06.5 | But hey, if that's you, not the guy who dies, but overnight building security guard, |
| 1:09.5 | I hope you have a great shift. |
| 1:12.6 | All right, it is Monday, like I said. |
| 1:16.9 | So we always do the calendar and then later on we will do the trip. |
| 1:18.0 | We'll read some news. |
| 1:23.9 | In between those things, we have a fun little party fact for you. |
| 1:28.8 | Something to win over friends and neighbors and coworkers with your little, you know we're going to get into this because it's also the beginning of the month so i have some things |
| 1:35.9 | to tell you i'll tell you about the week we'll do months as they come and go but it august 4th through |
| 1:41.6 | the 10th of 2024 is exercise with your child week. |
| 1:46.1 | So get on that stair stepper and make them reenact Ghostbusters. |
| 1:53.7 | I never see kids at a gym. |
| 1:56.5 | It feels creepy. |
| 1:57.8 | It's like children laughing in a forest and you can't see them. |
| 2:02.4 | It's like an eight-year-old lined up next to me on the treadmill and be like where who do you belong to you got like |
| 2:10.0 | benjamin button disease just feels odd to me but exercise with your child i don't know go play tag |
| 2:16.3 | or red rover august 5th through the ninth |
| 2:19.6 | is national bargain hunting week that's the first monday through sunday uh in the first week of |
| 2:25.1 | august um this is my wheelhouse here i love going to estate sales garage sales sales, rummage sales, swap meats, and most of all, flea markets. |
| 2:41.3 | So it's National Bargain Hunting Week, this worst week of August. |
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