Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Housman and Jared James Sexton.

Give it up, you know.

I'm Jared Dave. Saksden. I'm here with Nick Housselman, and this I'm Jared Dave.

I'm here with Nick Houselman, and this is The Weekender.

All right, we have serious stuff that we need to get into, but before we do, this is for the true Muckrake fans out there, for people who don't know.

I found out the other day while recording that Nick

had never had a Frosty before in his entire life. For those who don't know, Nick has some really

weird food blind spots. He hadn't had a Reese's cup until I made him do it on an episode.

Yeah. And how did I feel about it? You got to bring that mic up, brother. how did I feel about it? You gotta, you gotta bring that mic up,

brother. How did I feel about it? You enjoyed it okay. I did, and you can see my faith. It was like

a really, you were excited. You were like a baby learning to walk. And so last night, for those of you

who were here last night for the bourbon talk with Pete Dominic, I drank about a half a bottle of bourbon. And my good friend Nick was kind enough to get me back to my hotel. But before that,

I cited a Wendy's in the distance, and I needed a juju-making cheeseburger in a bad, bad way.

And I made Nick get a frosty. And before we get into

the hellhole that is American politics, I need everybody here to listen to this man's review

of a Wendy's Frosty. Nick, tell the people how the Frosty treated you. It was an abomination,

Jared. I'm sorry. Has anyone ever had like a... You lost the audience already. It was supposed to be like a chocolate milkshake. Am I correct in that assertation? No. It's a chocolate treat. I haven't felt chalkiness in my mouth since I was doing math problems in sixth grade at the board. That's what I felt like. This man came to my room today and we were getting ready for this show. And I was like,

Nick, we haven't talked about the Frosty, how the Frosty treats you. And I was so wounded. It was

as if a loved one had like said something personally demeaning to me. It was so bad.

You know what? You're making me feel really bad right now.

It's an American institution.

You know, sometimes, I guess I don't like America.

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