Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review. The Premier League returned and Liverpool

are top after yet another win for the big man, Arnie's slot. Chelsea were impressive and every

game they look wiser, but that didn't stop them conceding right after their equaliser. In this game

Moselah was far from a baddie and in more ways than one, Curtis Jones is the daddy. On the South Coast, Arsenal took a battering and had yet another player sent off from yet another clattering.

Otetasai will only be title contenders when they can get through 90 minutes with 11 men. Elsewhere, Christian

Putisit got another assist. Barcelona stayed top of the Spanish list. Luca Modrich made history

and both Harry Kane and Leo Messi scored three. Doesn't rhyme with history that much,

but that will do. My name's Ryan Bailey. Join me today. It's your friend of mine, Taylor,

Rocco, hello, Taylor. Hello, Ryan. TLDR. Ryan's daddy is Curtis Jones. I'm a little confused. Yeah, what didn't you understand from that? Nothing. I mean, I'm glad it's clarified now. Congratulations to you on finding a new father who is considerably younger than you. It's a good plan. I like it. You're very welcome, Taylor. Thank you very much. Indeed, yes, Curtis Jones,

I believe celebrating in the manner of a new father from his goal from the weekend. Did he do the ball under the shirt with the thumb in the mouth? He didn't do the, do you remember when Leo Messi had the pacifier in his sock for like five games? And he didn't score in those games. He was waiting and waiting to take the pacifier in his sock for like five games and he didn't score in those games.

He was waiting and waiting to take the pacifier out.

My daughter, I forget who else did that this weekend, but my daughter very much enjoyed whomever did it and was confused as to why a boy was having a baby.

That was an interesting conversation we got to have.

Cool.

Joining us also, Joe Lowry. Hello, Joe. Your yes-ands are so, so on point, Ryan. I love how seamless they are. Well done, sir. I was just still caught off guard by Ryan using the word baddie in the intro. I enjoyed that quite a lot. I've also never understood the ball under the shirt I get. why do we also need the thumb in the mouth?

Like we, I think everybody's on the same page of what's happening.

Yeah, just like, I'm not fat. I want to be really clear. All of the roles in the family, like, I don't know. It's always going to do it strange to me, but I'm here for it. Just to make it more realistic. The next step is to check the watch. oh my goodness, it's 4 a.m. I've got work in the morning.

Bleary eyes.

Go to sleep.

That's the next celebration.

I'm pretty sure the next phase of that celebration for a Premier League footballer is the miming of the hiring of the nannies or the fleet of nannies to raise the baby for you, I think is how that works. Joe, did I miss use Baddy there in neutral?

No, I like it. I just didn't have Ryan says baddie and daddy within the first 12 seconds of TSS on my bingo card for today. That's just because my bingo card quality is slipping in for no other reason. He meant a different sort of daddy, didn't you, Ryan, if you used Badi in that context. Well, I didn't say that Mosulah was sticking out his yacht for the Rizzlers and it was stupidy.

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