Welcome to the Total Soccer Show Weekend Review.

On today's show, we look back on a blockbuster weekend where Senegal took it all in an Afcon final that failed to enthrall.

Did we have a ball watching this banal draw unfold?

No, y'all.

That didn't rhyme.

Where Milan had a plan involving a handsome French man,

where Bayern were flying as they left Leipzig crying, and it seems that it'll soon be

uncum-cou that they're buying, and where Chavi and his crew at the camp knew were unable to come

through against an athletic side, who looked to be in deep doo-doo. My name's Ryan Bailey,

joining me today as a man who always be counted

on to take the fifth penalty in the proverbial podcast shootout Taylor Rockwell. And then hope

that my team wins or loses, so I don't have to take one. That is correct. That is my usual

approach to penalty shootouts. Is it actually, would you be fifth man? I've got you tapped as a first man, get it over and done with kind of thing, Taylor. I will if people ask me to. But no, I'm never the one who wants to take the penalty. I will take a penalty, but I tend to overthink. I have to do like the short run-up, don't think about it, just hit it and don't really overthink this because otherwise I will absolutely think myself myself into like delicately passing it right to the goalkeeper. That's how I approach my podcasting actually, Taylor. No, you mention it. Very good. You put thought into this? I didn't know that. Yeah. Also here is a man whose analysis won't be suddenly cut off in the middle of this podcast for a commercial break because we respect him.

More than being sports, respect Afcon.

Joe Lowry, hello.

Ryan, that bothers me so much.

It's so much.

We've talked about it before many times at this point in Afcon.

I mean, it's done now.

But good gracious, multiple commercial breaks, full screen commercial breaks per half.

I don't get it.

They're not advertising anything.

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