Hello,

Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Total Soccer show.

My name is Taylor Rockwell, and this morning I am a man who has never been happier that Ryan Bailey is on vacation because the Man United jokes would have just kept going and going and going and going.

That's right, they would have gone as many times as Liverpool

scored against Manchester United. So instead of Ryan Bailey, I will be joined by two fellas today.

We're going to be talking about that game and several others. First up, Graham Ruffman, Graham,

thank you for being here. No problem at all. Taylor, is this going to be a podcast today or is this therapy?

Graham, here's the thing. I've become fascinated by Scottish cuisine and not the things that

happen in the Premier League. What's the most challenging thing that you know how to cook?

And if you could take a very long time explaining it, we could probably just skip the first

segment and not talk about

Man United Liverpool. Does that sound good to you? Yeah, I mean, the only thing I really know to

cook from scratch is a solid Bolognese, which I'll either have with kind of penny pasta or spaghetti.

So, you know, you'll need your medium onions. You'll need them finely chopped. Slow it down. Slow it down.

Slow it down. Slow it down. Two carrots. Garlic cloves, you can go for some corn mints as well. Is this the way you want to go with this podcast? Now, Graham, let's talk about the differences in pasta you use for a moment. No, it's not the way I want to go. But I appreciate you humoring me, Graham. It's a pleasant way to start. So that is Graham Ruthven.

Also with us today is a man who would never make Sir Alex Ferguson look as sad as Sir Alex

Ferguson looked on Sunday. It's Joe Lowry. Joe, why did you can clop and his youngsters

make a senior citizen so sad? Oh, Taylor, those kids, you know, disrespecting their elders.

The consistent pan shots to the crowd and specifically to Alex Ferguson, it gets a little hard to watch at a certain point. And it wasn't so hard for me to watch, Taylor, but I'm assuming it was much harder for you to watch. It was not my favorite thing. I will say that. I will say whoever was doing, like, the match day direction and cut from Sadd,lex Ferguson to happy Kenny de Gleish was

I mean that was well done that was well done albeit painful at the same time oh it was

the contrast was so real in that moment Taylor I saw a joke on Twitter it was like two

fathers at a wedding responding to the same joke. About the groom's arrest record? It's like, some sort of off-color joke, yeah, and the two different reactions. That's good. And we all know the groom has been married four times before. Cut to Bride's father's face. Yeah, that checks up. We are going to be talking about mingames today. Iax 4, PSV, not PSG-Nill. That would be a slightly bigger story. Inter Milan's 1-1 draw with Yuve. El Classico, obviously going to get some talk. But we have to start, in the obvious place, Manchester United, nil, Liverpool 5. We will talk plenty about Manchester United.

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