Welcome to the Total Soccer Show Weekend Review.

It was a weekend where MLS returned and the newest franchise got burned,

where Liverpool won the Carabal in a game that finished nil-nil somehow,

and Keppa's penalty is still rising right now.

Where Bielsa sat on his bucket at leeds

for the final time and a man named marsh now sits at the front of the line where the seria title

race kept tightening manny night at is still frightening and the skies above the camp new are brightening

my name's ryan bailey i am fresh back from a trip that paid tribute to my

favorite order at Olive Garden, a tour of Italy. And joining me today is a man who's missed me like

Kepa misses from 12 yards, Taylor Rockwell. Hello. Hello, I have missed you. I've been worried

about you. I know that you do go Olive Garden, Starbucks Hard Rock Cafe. Those are your three food

groups. So I was concerned how this trip was going to go. But, Starbucks Hard Rock Cafe. Those are your three food groups.

So I was concerned how this trip was going to go. But it seems like you survived. Were you able to find nutrition and sustenance?

Yeah, Milan has the only Starbucks in Italy. So I was delighted I went there every day. That was wonderful.

Have you ever ordered the tour of Italy at Olive Garden, Taylor?

I honestly cannot remember. I mean, probably. No, I feel like I was pretty basic when I was going to Olive Garden, which is saying something. Covers all of the meat groups. It's wonderful. I recommend it. The meat groups. Oh, by the way, I've got to call you Big Tea for the rest of the episode. Is that okay? Yeah, yeah, that was a new one. That was a new Twitter nickname. Thanks for that Twitter.

I've had many. Big Tea is a new one. Excellent stuff. And joining us here, Taylor is a man who's pouring out some of his breakfast iron brew this morning for Marcellar B. Else's translator. Graham Rutherford, you're missing him already, aren't you? I will. I will miss him. And it's a shame that I still don't know his name.

Oh, I could. I will miss him. And it's a shame that I still don't know his name. Oh, I did that all work for you, Graham. Andrei Kloviho is his name. Oh, okay, right. So he's

been there for four years. I've watched him translate for Marcella Bielso for four years,

and that's the first time that I have learned his name, found out his name. Well, farewell, sweet prince. I mean, I presume he's not dying. He's still going to be around. I'm hoping maybe he gets another job in the Premier League, but he's one of my favourite things about the Premier League for a long time. I think he might follow Bielsa, depending on where he goes, of course, he may not have need for an English translator where he ends up next, but you'd hope he travels with him and is vehemently disagreed with upon every translation he gives,

which is basically his USP, Graham.

Yeah. I mean, I hope Bielsa is kind to him, because I suspect maybe he's not so kind to him,

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