Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review.

The Premier League had some results you could have predicted, like Spurs and Man United

suffering defeats that were self-inflicted.

David Moyes showed us why he's back on the clock while Ruben Amram's revival looks

deader than TikTok.

Elsewhere, City hit Ipswich for six, Arsenal's title campaign hit the bricks,

and Liverpool still had plenty in their bag of tricks.

This weekend in Italy, a truly amazing thing we saw, Milan went to Iventus,

and they couldn't even draw.

Tim Weir scored as Tiago Motta's side were full of splendor, while Western McKinney played this time as a right-sided defender. And in Spain, Rao Madrid went back to the top as Athlete went to Lejanis and flopped. And Hatafi took a point from Barser and delivered a shock. They faced Hansi Flick with his kryptonite, the low block. My name's Ryan Bailey. Joining me today. It's your friend. It's my friend. It's the Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor. Hello, the Ryan Bailey. I am not a TikTok subscriber. I am familiar with a TikTok ban. I'm also familiar that I believe it's being reversed, like almost immediately. So in that way, I will take that Ruben Emmerim, Manchester United comparison, if it means that 24 hours from now, they are resurgent and unscathed, seems likely. I also have to add, Taylor, I think it's literally impossible to subscribe to TikTok. So, you know, maybe we should just leave the TikTok references to other folks. To the youth? Yeah, to the youths.

Hello, fellow kids.

So hang on, Joe. I can do awkward and semi-choreographed dances that aren't that good.

Are you saying, Joe? This is great content for the new T-S-Tac-Tac-Tac-Taccom account that I said all the other day. Hang on, so just to be clear, when I wrote a letter to TikTok and said,

please may I subscribe to your service, are you saying Joe, Joe Lowry's here, by the way, Joe,

are you saying that wouldn't have been successful? Hang on. So just to be clear, when I wrote a letter to TikTok and say, please, may I subscribe to your service?

Are you saying Joe, Joe, are you saying that wouldn't have been successful? Yeah, I'm saying they probably didn't read that. You know, I'm not 100% sure. I'm not going to like Santa Claus you here and say that it's not real 100%. But it doesn't feel likely, Ryan. Okay, well Joe Larry's here. Pleasure to have you, Joe.

Joe's in Paris, in the Europe. How you doing, Joe? Long time, no, C. I'm good. I've been inhaling smoke left and right. I've been seeing all sorts of French soccer players on various products. I think I saw Rafael Varon on a sugar-free Coca-Cola can earlier today. there's been singing in the streets of celebration

now that DDA Dechamp is on his way out.

It's a great time to be in Paris. on a sugar-free Coca-Cola can earlier today. There's been singing in the streets of celebration

now that D.D.A. Dechamp is on his way out. It's a great time to be in Paris, folks. Why are you inhaling smoke? No, because people are smoking everywhere. It's Europe, baby. Let's go. I'm now started, because I can't stand the smell of, or vibe of cigarette smoke, I suppose. I've now just started exhaling right as I'm,

as someone is walking towards me smoking.

I'm trying to push is walking towards me smoking.

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