Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review.

Just as water is wet and night follows day, Man City have another trophy to display.

We all hope the final day would stretch the drama to its limits, but it was actually only exciting for less than two minutes.

Poor old Arsenal might be thinking about those one or two games that were a flub,

but hey, next year, they just have to rack up 115 charges to get that dub.

For Yergan Club's final day, Liverpool really went all out,

and somewhere in the celebrations, apparently a soccer game broke out.

And at Brighton it wasn't big and it wasn't clever, but Man United ended their worst season

ever.

In Germany, undefeated Leverkusen had their fans in full voice and in Dortmund.

There was a fitting send-off for Marco Royce, and Real Madrid's Champions League prep showed

some holes that saw them score and also concede four goals. My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today, your friend and my Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor Rockwell. Hello, comic book guy. Nice to see you this morning. Thank you very much. I don't get to use the comic book guy impression often enough on the feed. There it was Taylor. And Joe was nodding along. I'm sure Joe knew exactly who that was and what that was referencing. Sajely. Joe Larry, how are you?

Let's hear you call. Often enough on the feed. There it was Taylor. And Joe was nodding along. I'm sure Joe knew exactly who that was and what that was referencing.

Sagely. Joe Larry, how are you? Let's hear your comic book guy impression, please. Comic book guy. Hey. That's not fun. That's okay. One point for me. Oh, okay. Well, all right. I like Graham. I like Graham's better. Thanks, Graham.

Joe, have you ever read a comic like a paper one in your hands?

Is that a thing that you've done of your, a man of your age?

Like on... right that's i like graham i like grimm's better thanks graham joe have you ever read a comic like a paper

one in your hands is that a thing that you've done of your a man of your age like on like on like on like an ebook or like like a google images or i i don't understand what you're talking but on trees on trees and old trees instead i can't tell if jo's joking right now i'm being honest I really can't tell if Joe's joking.

I'm baffled by all this, frankly.

You're talking about watching The Avengers.

That must be.

Oh, boy. I can't tell if Joe's joking right now. I'm being honest. I really can't tell if Joe's joking. I'm baffled by all this. You're talking about watching The Avengers. That must be.

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