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Hello, Hello everybody and welcome to a weekend review edition of The Total Soccer show.

I'm Taylor Rockwell with me, as always, over the line is a man who would never get booked for a rainbow flick.

It's Ryan Bailey. Hello, Ryan.

Greetings, Taylor. How are you on this fine day? Did you have a wonderful weekend?

Did you rainbow flick anyone? And did you watch that huge game on Sunday? Yes, I'm talking about City Spurs. I've watched it now. I did not watch it in the moment. I was up in D.C. Then I was watching the Super Bowl, but this morning I woke up bright and early to watch all of the games we're going to be talking about, and I watched most of them in their entirety, which was an interesting process.

So no rainbow flicks for me, although I did make sure to watch that footage again, to make sure I had seen it, because I think the first time I saw the flick was last night, through like bloodshot eyes. I wasn't entirely sure if it was real. It was indeed. Namar booked for an altercation with referee Jerome Brissard in PSU's 5-no-win over Montpellier. Ryan, did that seem a bit strange to you the way this all went down? It did. I mean, we don't know what the referee said and what his beef was exactly. If it was just like, settle down, stop doing amazing tricks, then that's a bit harsh on Namar, I think, because he knows what Namar is. But I don't know. I found the whole thing entertaining. I also found it very entertaining. There was a moment when Namar was fouled. And he got up and immediately dribble past the person who fouled him. That was enjoyable. And also, I don't know if you saw Tatee. It was his birthday party last night in Paris. And he had an all white theme everyone was wearing white suits it was

very Miami I enjoyed it very much what an interesting day for Namar he had a mixed day his

birthday is not until um Wednesday I believe I did look this up as well but a happy birthday to

Namar I hope you're having a wonderful time in Paris I've got to say Taylor start recording today, though, I've had a bit of a difficult morning with a domestic incident, which I'd like to share if you don't mind. I know this is a safe space. Oh, yeah, please, share away. Let's hear about it. Unloading the dishwasher this morning, I was putting a mug back in a cupboard. That mug slipped out of my hand, hit another mug, which was full of tea,

uh-oh. Boiling hot tea, which then spilled all over an open drawer, which was full of other

mugs. Oh, no. So have you been doing some mug cleaning today? This is every British person's

nightmare, wasting tea and seeing mugs unnecessarily stained. So I hope you can appreciate you and put me in your

thoughts at this difficult time. First of all, I will do that because I have done that. And with that in

mind, my second point, which is a question for you, is did you exacerbate the situation when the

mug was falling? Because that's something I would do is like in trying to save the tea or save the

mug, I would then knock it into the drawer.

Although in my world, it would have been full of, like, things that absolutely could not get wet that are now soaked in tea. Yeah, it was something like that. The one thing I can remember specifically doing was this noise I always do when I'm in a panic. It was like a, oh, like that. And I'm the only one in the house, and it still, it was still that noise came out of my mouth.

And amazingly, the mug in my hand shattered, the one it hit is perfect. Didn't break. Oh, no. Are you going to be able to piece together the shattered mug, or is that it for that one? It was my favorite, and it is now in the trash. I'm upset. I was hoping for a more like ceremonial burial, but you know, trash works. That's fine.

Trash is, in the trash. I'm upset. I was hoping for a more like ceremonial burial, but, you know, trash works.

That's fine.

Trash is how we do it around here. Fish go down the toilet. I assumed it was going to be like wrapped in a union jack with like a twining seal or something like that, but instead, I guess, into the trash. That works too. Well, I know this country is used to wasting tea by throwing it in harbours, so at least mine was accidental.

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