Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our weekend review on this episode.

We're looking back on a weekend where Man City were blessed with the press that transgressed to called success.

Artetta felt better as his go-getter gunners put the stunner on spurs,

while Kane looked drained as he

tried in vain to persuade us all he can still be bothered to play at Whitehart Lane, and Josie

Marino was left in Roman ruins as immobilay saved the day and Sariside made some headway.

Some strange rhymes today. My name's Ryan Bailey Joining me today is a man who has a brand new

iPhone and I'm very jealous of it. Graham Rutherland, hello. Hello, Ryan. That was very

impressive. I think you've been inspired by our commentary 101 episode, maybe some Peter Drury there.

I feel like you have drawn upon, particularly with the Marino reference there. Bravo,

sir. Yes, bravo, sir.

Yes, I've inadvertently quoted Peter Drury in the Roman ruins.

You're quite right there, Graham.

You're quite right.

But that is very much what Josie was left in with defeat in the Rome Derby,

which we shall talk about later on today.

I would like to talk about your iPhone, no, Graham.

You've got one of the fancy new big ones, so I should say. And is the battery still going? Because I think you said it's been going for about

seven days now. Yeah, I think it might be nuclear, this thing. I mean, I don't know how much

battery talk. I don't know how entertaining this is, but yes, I've charged it once since I got it on Friday morning, and looking at it now, it has 68%.

So that is quite remarkable.

That's very, very impressive. Do you know what, Graham, I'm in Italy at the moment. It would actually be cheaper for me to fly back to the US to buy a new iPhone than to buy one locally. Isn't that fun?

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