Welcome to the Total Soccer Show Weekend Review.

It was another bad weekend for Manchester City who turned in a performance that wasn't very pretty.

Is it the lack of Rodry that's lowering their class or just that they often struggled to make an accurate pass?

Elsewhere, Man United got its first taste of Amarim Ball,

whose rapid start ended up, more like a crawl.

Arsenal and Liverpool managed three gold dubs,

while Steve Cooper was fired for his Lester-based flubs.

The NWSL was claimed by the Orlando Pride,

and the Colorado Springs Switchbacks USL win was bona fide.

And in MLS, the conference finals are now set with eight goals in Minnesota as the galaxy turned on the jets.

My name's Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today, your friend, my friend, the Taylor Rockwell.

Hello, the Taylor Rockwell.

Hello, the Ryan Bailey.

A lovely introduction, as always.

And I really appreciate you're not mandating that we have to have an explicit tag off

of the jump because when I heard another bad performance from Manchester City whose performance

was anything, I was like, oh boy, here we go.

And then you made it anything but pretty nicely done.

Would you believe me that that was a secondary edit, Taylor?

And I had a different word in there originally.

I was ready for you to do the, like, whose performance was, was it Rodry who, like, just leaving the silence to let us fill it in? I appreciate that you went a different way. And then I'm now drawing attention to it. And you know that I've done that joke at least 10 times before. So, uh, yeah. Well, I have the brain of a goldfish, so I wouldn't have remembered.

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