Welcome to the total soccer Show and our weekend review.

We're looking back on a weekend where Pepp and Klopp had a battle at the top

and Liverpool had a high line that just wouldn't drop,

where Carlos Vela found the holes to score some offside goals

in an LA Derby where the Galaxy ultimately held the controls, where Barcelona left it late Man United, are in a bit of a state, and the Serriar title race, it's looking pretty darn great. My name is Ryan Bailey, joining me today as a man who would never, ever knock a cell phone out of a child's hands. I hope, Taylor Rockwell. I mean, I'm too busy trying to keep my own in my hands. It's been a while since I had to replace my screen, which feels like I've just cursed myself into breaking it immediately. But no, I would also not knock it out of the hands of a child. And if I did, I wouldn't take to social media to issue a generic apology that isn't quite an apology. That is exactly what Christiana Ronaldo had to do,

Taylor, after evidence win over Manchester United, apologizing for hitting the phone out of the

child's hands. A police investigation has been opened as a matter of assault, apparently.

And Ronaldo, did you see his response, Taylor, what he did on Instagram?

It wasn't it basically just like I'd like to invite the young person to attend Old Trafford

in the spirit of sportsmanship, I think is what Gary Lineker read without any emotion

and then stared at the camera a la Jim from the office for five seconds.

Yeah, the kid who obviously wants at least one iPhone 13 Pro is getting to go and see a terrible

team instead.

Good try. Hey. Also joining us Taylor is a man who is as cool on the mic as Edison is casually

clearing a loose ball from his own goal line. Graham Rutherman, hello. I mean, I feel like that is a pretty

apt analogy because there's a lot of ums and as and stutters and so on in my

podcast performance and there was certainly a stutter as ederson very nearly ran the ball into

his own net in yesterday's game between liverpool and manchester city everyone seemed to be in a panic

about it apart from him so maybe that is where the the analogy end the comparison, because I definitely would be in a panic about that. It's like he's just built differently, isn't it, Graham? He's not wired the same as you and I. Like when Trent had that long shot for that 40 yards, and he stopped it with his chest as like this massive flex as well. I was like, come on, guy. It was. And that was the moment where, I think I said in our Slack chat, he is not normal.

Like, just catch that ball. Why? There's no need to do, to put your chest behind it. There's so many things that can go wrong with that, trying to control it in that way. Yeah, he's not normal at all. You know the cliche about you have to be mad to be a goalkeeper. well, yeah, that certainly applies to Edison.

Well, I'll tell you who's perfectly normal,

apart from the fact that he said he'd like me to strum his banjo in front of thousands of people over the weekend. Hello, Joe and out, Ray. Hello, Ryan. Are you not interested in doing that anymore? I'm confused. I'm totally interested. I want to do it again. Okay, perfect. Then we agree. I guess Graham and I will just leave and

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