Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our weekend review.

Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our weekend review.

Spurs went to Brighton and were having quite a day until they took their 2-0 lead and gave it away.

But at least they had a lead, unlike Man United's contenders who had little to show for their team with their ancient defenders.

Elsewhere, Liverpool and Arsenal look fully in control while Brentford just can't resist scoring the early goal. In Spain, Barcelona

stayed top after scoring three while it was a sad day for Danny Carval and his knee. And in Italy,

Milan seemed to drop another clanger while Christian Pulisick scored a star, spangled banger.

My name's Ryan Bailey. Joining me today, it's a gruesome to some ladies and gents. Graham Rutherans here. Hello, Graham. Hello, Ryan Bailey, a star spangled banger. I like that. That's good. I'm going to describe every Christian Pulisic. Like, Actually, every goal scored by every American ever in

soccer I'm going to describe as a, even if it's a stramash in the box, like a scramble, a goldmouth scramble, it's a star spangled banger. It is a terrific phrase. And one I cannot, I'm afraid, claim credit for. That was Mattow Benetti on the call, who had that one. Oh, that's Good.

Yeah.

That's why he gets paid the big bucks.

That's why.

That's why he's on CBS and we are stuck beneath Dove's recording this.

That's good. Yeah. That's why he gets paid the big bucks. That's why. That's why he's on CBS and we're

stuck beneath duvets recording this. That's it. That's why we're in our bedrooms under

comforters and he's got the big bucks. We're getting the small to medium bucks over here. Graham,

how was your weekend, Graham? Did you have fun? Did you watch a lot of soccer?

Yes, as usual, watched about 30 plus games and because

it's only the two of us, I've had to do some last minute cramming of MLS and NWSL and all the

stuff that Joe normally handles. So even by my standards, watched a particularly large amount

of soccer. I have to say, Ryan, I got my days mixed up and I thought you'd be recording from your favourite city today. I was half prepared for you to be recording from a Gordon Ramsey themed restaurant, but it seems that you're not eating a, you're not eating an idiot sandwich yet. Anyway, maybe that's for later in the week. I've not placed my head between two pieces of bread quite yet, Graham. No, I'm going to

Sin City, Las Vegas later this week. I'm very much looking forward to it. And all and sundry

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