Welcome to the Total Soccer Show Weekend Review.

There's no shortage of huge games on today's show, but we've got to start with El Classico.

Barcelona have played two big games in a week, and for the second time, they won big with their precarious high line.

Los Blanco squad had a chance after chance and couldn't have been happy with how many times the offside flag was raised to Killian Mbapé. In North London, there was also four goals in the big duel but they were split evenly between Arsenal and Liverpool and the most bonkers game of the week came at the San Ciro where Tim Weir and Weston McKinney were among the UVE heroes.

The 4-4 drawer in the Derby, Detalia, saw us neutrals entertained happily.

But the real winner of that game, well, that was league leaders Napoli.

And I'm sure one of my co-hosts will be delighted that there's been a change of coach at Manchester United. My name's Ryan Bailey. Joining me today, your friend and mine and may be a delighted friend, Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor Rockwell. Hello, always delighted Ryan Bailey to hear you do your rhymes early in the morning. Do you sequester yourself a way to write those? Your wife knocks on the door and you just have to scream respond i'm writing poetry and then she leaves

you alone how does it work exactly i'll be uh i'll be i'll be half now dear uh don't go need to know i need to use rhymezone

dot com for a little while it takes up all the bandwidth it's pulling a lot of processing yeah drain up

that's right yeah yeah um i'm glad you enjoyed it taylor had you did Do a late edition there for a certain coaching change that's happened. Did something happen? Oh, no. Will Manchester United continue to be mediocre slash bad? Who's to know? Let's talk about it in a later edition of Total Soccer Show, perhaps, Taylor. But we'll get that very shortly. Joining us also on the horn, Joe Lowry. Hello, Joe. Hey, Ryan, that was a lovely introduction. I love, and I think this has been done specifically for you. I love that Killing Mbapé's name can rhyme with so many things that have that A ending, like way, you know, other words that end with that sound. And then also it

could be Mbapi, which allows you to rhyme it with crappy or, you know, pappy or whatever. It really

gives you such great range for your rhyme zone work. And I think that's a huge asset for you and you take

advantage of it every time and I love it. Do you know, this is a genuine thing that happened this weekend, Joe.

I think I was looking to rhyme a word like learner.

And one of the options, genuinely, was Timo Verna on rhymezone.com.

Yes, it was.

It's learning.

I think it's listening to you.

It's sort of AI generated somehow.

It's just been trained on 90 hours of Ryan Bailey introductions, and now it's altered.

It's just been trained on 90 hours of Ryan Daily introductions, and now it's altered. It's awesome.

It's because I was trying to find some rhymes for offside. I think that's why Timo came up, obviously. I thought Mbapap. I thought I would have been the number one. I think this was Edgar Allan Poe's process as well. Quoth the Graham Rathvin. Hello, Graham. Hello, Ryan. How are you? I hope you're not too down after last night's result.

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