Welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

My name is Ryan Bailey, and this is The Weekend Review.

Joining me today to look over some of the biggest games of the weekend is the true personification of a Bruno Fernandez volley in that he's coming at the right time and he's going to be the best part of the performance.

It's Graham Rundven.

Hello, Ryanyan that's very

flattering how are you i'm very good indeed thank you how are you today sir not bad uh had a had a

good uh valentine's day but i'm speaking speaking to you more on valentine's day than i i did

uh to my wife uh which is a reflective of my work uh life balance at the moment. But I know the feeling.

And I hope that doesn't constitute a good Valentine's Day, not talking to your wife very much,

Graham. She might be listening to this, so no, it is not a good Valentine's Day.

Absolutely not. Well, the listener, you may notice there's only two of us on this show. Taylor Rockwell can't be with us this weekend. Graham, I'm not sure if I told you this. There's an ice storm in Richmond and Taylor doesn't have power. So that's one of the... Yeah, seriously. That's why he's not with us tonight. It's a very strange situation because I like you, Graham, are from Britain where ice storms aren't a thing.

It's either raining or it's snowing. So I'm quite confused about this situation I've got in Virginia right now.

I mean, the amount of nonsense that goes into our group chat, and this hasn't been mentioned, that Taylor is unavailable.

I mean, he's inside, right? He's not like caught in the ice storm. He's not gone outside, has he? I mean, he's inside, right? He's not, like, caught in the ice storm. He's not gone out outside, has he? I mean, when you say Ice Storm, it sounds like the sort of thing that Gerard Butler should be involved in and then, like, have sort of a $40 million budget to me, but I don't know. Yeah, or some sort of character in an Avengers movie or something. Exactly. Well, we hope the Rockwell family is safe and maybe that's why he's not been the group chat.

Maybe he's phoned us running out of power.

We're not quite sure, but I'm sure he's doing just fine there.

Elsewhere in life, Graham, you and I have been a little busy the past week or so and for the next week because we moonlight as tennis reporters, do we not?

And it's the Australian Open right now, which very inconveniently is held on the other side of the world.

So I don't know about you, but it's messing with my time and my sleep patterns right now.

Yeah, I mean, it would be convenient for us if they played it through their night.

I feel like it's impolite for them to be playing it at, you know, their peak times.

What are they thinking of?

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