Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review.

Join us for the next hour or so where we'll look back on one of the only things more certain than death and tax is Chelsea beating Tottenham with a clean sheet.

We'll also jump to Seria R will. We'll prod Milan and Juventus with a stick and ask them to do something.

We'll look at Afcons rounders, 16, where Bikina Faso and Gabon did not need prodding with a stick to do many, many things.

And we'll round up the latest Premier League, Bundesliga Liga, and all of that good stuff.

My name is Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today on this here Total Soccer show is a bro who's in the know and will bestow upon

yo his flow, Taylor Rockwell.

Hello.

Hello, I thought you were exaggerating, but I am checking the most recent results between Chelsea

and Tottenham.

Yeah, Spurs, not scoring many goals of late, it seems.

Yeah, I think looking back at the stats, which I did do last week, it's like the last five times they've played, Tottenham have not scored against Chelsea and they're not very good at playing against them, Taylor. September 29th, 2020, which was 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 games ago was the last time Spurs scored a goal. And it looks like Tottenham haven't won maybe ever.

There it is.

January of 2019 is the last time Spurs beat Chelsea.

And that's why my spending tokens went behind Chelsea for that game, Taylor Rockwell.

Less about that, more about the man joining us, who is stricter about foods that are

allowed to be eaten in football grounds, and Antonio Conte is stricter about food allowed to be

eating at training grounds. Graham Rutherland, hello.

Hello, unlike Antonio Conte, though, you are allowed ketchup. I will allow that one. That

one is permitted at a football ground. So, Graham, we're good friends, we get along, but we almost came to virtual

fistercuffs before this weekend because of a double cheeseburger.

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