If you've tried and failed at every diet,

if your love of chocolate muffins is stronger than your desire to lose the muffin top,

if you weigh in every week then go to the chippy on the way home,

this is the podcast you need.

I'm Katie, I'm Joan, and I'm Victoria,

and we're here every Tuesday and Thursday to bring you the most honest conversations about life as a serial diet.

This is not a diet podcast.

This is the secret world of slimming clubs available wherever you get your podcasts.

This episode is sponsored by StarlingBank.

Jordan, what sort of banker are you?

Well, I'm a big fan of Starling.

I've had them for a couple of years now,

and it's always felt super simple.

Thank you.

And did you ever consider to join to count?

We are, friend.

Well, no, unfortunately for you, I'm wedded to Mikey

but having a joint account has been a godsend for Mikey and me

when we were planning our luxury wedding.

Instead of taking in turns to pay for things,

we just popped everything on the joint account and all was good in the world.

I reckon the best thing about it as well is using a joint account

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