If you're watching this show, that means you're awake.

And since it's 420, feel free to get baked.

Hi, everyone. It's time for Wednesday's edition of Morning Combat.

I am one half of your hosting duo.

I join you from the Capitol of Estados Unidos right here in Washington, D.C.

And I am joined by the Viceroy of Connecticut, the original CT dirt bag himself.

My friend in yours, it's Brian Campbell.

What's up, B.C.? How you doing?

Yeah, that, that CT with the CTE, that's your boy B.C. right there.

As Luke said,

I welcome, if you got them, Luke, this is a shout out to all of our chemically enhanced listeners

who smoke two joints in the morning, Luke.

And they smoke two joints at night.

I mean, they'll smoke two joints in the afternoon too, you know what I'm saying?

It makes them feel all right, Luke, you know?

Is this the guy from Sprockets on your mug?

It's true. That is true.

Now is the time that we dance, Luke, OK?

You know, I'm happy to be back.

It's a hump day, Luke.

All right, I've got one of those.

Do you get one of those weather hangovers every couple

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