All right. Looks like we're live. Let me know if you can hear me. Let me know if you can see me. I never truly know. I could just be speaking into the void here. But man, what a weekend it was in the SEC. All time night. Eight games. Nothing but conference play. Let's get into it.

Updated power rankings heading into week nine. These were hard as hell to do because we're

just beating up on each other at this point in time. But if you're new to the power rankings,

very simple. Team A meets Team B on a neutral field.

Who am I taking to win the game?

That's it.

That's absolutely it.

So let's get into it.

We won't skip anyone because no one was on a buy.

Number 16, Kentucky, you showed some heart.

You showed some fight.

Hell, you made it down to the one yard line but you couldn't get it done could you so

two weeks prepare uh i was rooting for you i was rooting for you because i didn't want to see

you go out this way i'm a drink here to stoops of course he's not going anywhere unless he can

get a job because they can't afford to buy his ass out but uh you know that's that's what you're going to get with Stoops. You're going to get down to the inch line and you get multiple opportunities to punch it in. And you're not going to be able to punch it in because you're Kentucky and you got Mark Stoops as your coach. So here's to you, coach. Hmm. And I couldn't figure out watching that whole game.

Is Kentucky better?

Or is Texas just complete dog shit on offense?

Maybe a little from column A, little from column B.

But here's what it is.

Kentucky, you're dead last 16.

All right, 15.

And there's not much separation these days between 16 and 15.

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