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What does November have?

It's got 30 days, I think, 30 or 31.

Anyway, don't listen to the calendar. They're lying to you. This right here, this coming up, is the longest month of the year if you're a contender in the World College football.

We are jam-packed high atop, a marvelous downtown Nashville, Tennessee on this Sunday night, October 27th, the Year of Our Lord, 2004. Listen to the thickness of that stack. We got a lot to talk about, proudly brought to you by Academy, Sports, and Outdoors. I just think people are lying to you. I think they're lying to you about Ohio State. I think they're lying to you about what Bama did yesterday. I think they're lying about who Colorado is, period. I think they may be lying about the outcome of LSU, Texas, A&M, and what it means for each team. But we are not a lie-based

program. We are a truth-based program. We may say things that end up being inaccurate, but it's not

because we're not trying to adhere to the truth around here. And that is why I'm going to address

the people of Brigham Young tonight. I might even try and say the acronym, as bad as it sounds.

I do have to atone, I think a little bit for maybe some missteps we have taken as a Pate State

people. I may wear the white t-shirt, but I have not been one with our Brigham Young Brethren, but tonight, you know, it takes a big man to apologize, and I think tonight I got to be that big man. AP voters should be drug tested. AP voters should be tried for war crimes after what they released today. I can't believe it. We will talk about it. we got a jam-packed show. Byron, Georgia is tuned in. Spokane, Washington, Tuscola, Illinois, Boonville, Mississippi. Thank you guys so much. Where were we? We were in New York, Wednesday and Thursday. We did two shows up there. Appreciate you guys for that. We flew out to Vegas. We went to UNLV Boise Friday night. Amazing

game. Amazing atmosphere. By the way, then we hopped a jet and we went to Nashville and we were at

Texas Vandy yesterday. I don't feel like I sat still more than 10 minutes, but I will say this.

I met a lot of our G5 people, our G5 brothers and sisters out in Vegas Friday night,

and I really appreciated you guys because some folks don't believe me when I label myself G5, Josh. I don't know why. I don't know why. Let's dive into the show tonight. We're going to New York again this week, by the way, so we'll do that all over, except that we won't be headed to Vegas. We'll be headed to a different stop at the end of the week, and I will reveal that a little bit later on. Texas A&M beat LSU last night, 38 to 23. This was not

the game to be live blogging, live tweeting, which a lot of you love to do, and it is your

constitutional right to do it. And when I become college football commissioner, I will fight for you

to maintain that right, but I will advise you not to do it.

Because games like this will expose you. Games like this get to the end. And it's a four-challi classic on a scale of one to five. And it was very, very entertaining to watch. But you get to the end of it and what is there? Well, there's what I'm doing right now. There's a lot of talk,

and some of it's bluster, and some of it's substantive. I think a lot of it's bluster on this game. It's got to be real with you, because there's a lot of talk about how A&M dominated this game on the line of scrimmage, and they did. So that part, that part's notwithstanding to what I'm about to say, but a lot of people I have heard in the aftermath

of this game talk about what a dominant performance it was. They speak in these absolutes and

they put such finality on the outcome as if it was never in doubt and it was so definitive. And

I just want to ask those people, what did you sound like with 817 to go in the

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