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Welcome back to Laces Out, that's at Laces Out Show on Instagram and on Twitter, A.J. and Pat, we've got metric butt hunts of football to talk about.

We've got awards to give out, but before we do, this is our special Halloween episode.

So just quickly want to get for you guys what

what Halloween is to you where is it on your radar pat are you doing anything

for it do you ever I understand the appeal in the allure of Halloween, you know, like I

understand why people like it. I in college dressed up like lieutenant dangle one

year had my thighs out was stopping traffic at

2.30 a.m. in the middle of Morgantown with a whistle and white gloves. I dressed up

like a one of those fan penises like you know like the full people where your head is

right there at the shaft and your feet are going out the balls.

You know one of them with the fan on in the back?

I went out as one of them one year.

I went out as, I think it was a super penis man,

no penis man.

I had a cape on that was the shape of a penis it was very obvious

and it just kind of flew around on my back all day. It was set up as if it was out. So does that make sense?

I dressed up as a, uh, what was the name of that skier? What was it,

Alpine skier? What was I? Do you remember that costume? I think what's like the

straight down fast, as fast as you fucking can straight down and then jump yeah the ski

jumpers then I dressed up as one of them were all white tights and roller blades an

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