Welcome to the fantasy football happy hour.

To an intimate date with me and Matthew Berry.

The rigatoni will be here shortly.

In our first break, the pasta comes in with the cream shalots,

and we'll come back and talk weekend warriors and Sunday Scaries.

Yeah.

I think you secretly like this, Jay.

You say you don't, but just time alone with me.

How lucky are you? Yeah. Arguable, the degree of luck. Raise the flags, recreating one night in Buffalo. Not recreating so much as just celebrating. Yeah. Adding another chapter to the story. Yeah. A more high-end chapter. Before the show, Jay was saying to our producer, Stephen, he goes, like, you know, I can't believe.

I don't believe.

I don't enjoy spending this much time alone with Matthew.

And the truth is he does.

Fantasy Football Happy Hour with Matthew Berry.

Welcome to the fantasy football happy hour.

Connor Rogers back with the two that just loves spending time together.

Matthew Barry and Jay Cratcher, where were you guys?

It's quite a saying.

It's like scenes from an Italian restaurant.

Yeah, scenes from Italian restaurant.

It was a romantic hideaway in an undisclosed location in Dallas where, you know, Jay and I's, you know, forbidden love can blossom. Yeah. It's broke back fantasy is what it is. Brokeback fantasy. Yeah. Jay Stamps. The painting made it for me, Claude Monet behind us. It felt like, yeah, picture of Dory and Gray stuff. Very confused. Jay Stab says, Connor, thank God you're back. I had nightmares of Jay and Matthews Italian Bistro date. We were this close to Lady in the Tramp style sharing one piece of that's what he said. That was the second part of the comment that I left out, but, you know, you did a good fire at it up. Look, look, I just, to be clear, Jay is married happily.

I am married happily. But on the road. Yes. On the road. Oh, that's, there's different rules. Like, uh, zip, there's like a zip code rule. Yeah, it's a 300 mile rule. Everyone knows. Oh, they're a Jamilerl.

Nice.

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