Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Roto Roto Fibosho. I am Patrick Guardi.

Join today for our week 5 preview by Mr. Paul Bortrick. Mr. Dini Carter, we are going to break down the entire slate, including Jaguars,

Bills and London, 49ers Cowboys and NBC, Chiefs Fikings and the highest total game of the week.

The packet bowl and the jets and Denver Broncos, going to be a lot of interesting storylines in that one.

Rams, Eagles, Cooper Cup coming back, Jonathan Taylor coming back for the Colts.

Real big week, four games in the books already. Are we staying sane? Are we still alive in any of our leagues?

Either one of you. Kyle, your best ball teams all dead, Dini? Do you have any redraft teams still alive?

My best ball teams are cooking, and I think I got crushed in the early rounds, because I had a lot of Taylor, had some Cup, a lot of JK Dobbins.

I was just firing on these back end. The last viable quarterback you can get is either CJ Stroud or Matthew Stafford.

I was like, if the room is giving it to me, I guess I'll take these terrible players and just luck box into all of the break out 18th round guys.

All of the Kyron, some Puka more tutu, who is a good, but not a Puka level pick, but tank Del.

No one's a Puka level pick. Kyle, come on.

He's going, I mean, we'll talk about this, but even if he comes back to Earth, it'll probably one of the better, like, you needed this guy to win your league type of play.

We've ever seen.

I mean, some would call Puka Nakua the most important person in the NFL.

I think I think that's it.

I thought you were saying that you're in the Union.

In the Republic, whatever you want to say, I think that there is no overstating it is what I'm saying.

As for my teams, I have some pretty good redraft teams.

Here's the thing. I just drafted Puka and Anthony Richardson and every draft, and that's been okay.

Let's say Puka, as much as I enjoy the young man's game and him scoring 42 PPR points every week, didn't think it was a little tasteless when the league allowed him to change the back of his jersey from Nakua to hope you enjoyed staying poor when you didn't draft me.

That was a little, it was a little much. It's a mouthful too.

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