Week 5 Picks, Best Bets: Eagles/Bills upset alert?

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

NBC Sports

Nfl, Sports, Chris Simms Unbuttoned, Football

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

"I hope you're wrong badly." Mike has bingo bango on the brain after nailing 2 correct scores last week, and Chris is ready to go to Vegas. The guys are on opposite sides of 6 games this week, with each picking upsets in nearly half the slate. But first, Chris explains his recent Simmsism.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Yo, yo, yo, what up, homies?
0:01.6	On today's Chris Sims Unbuttoned in the PFT joint megapix pod,
0:05.6	Florio has been bingo bingo bongo on his mind after nailing two scores exactly last week.
0:12.0	Oh, gosh, we'll never hear the end of it.
0:14.0	We each pick four upsets this week, including one in primetime.
0:17.9	It all starts right after this.
0:22.1	Steelers win 24 to 21, opportunistic defense. Oh, it was so close to a bingo, bango, bongo,
0:29.9	2320. Seattle is the pick for me. Bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo, bongo, motherfucker.
0:41.5	I, look, we have established that I have a very careful process, a detailed formula,
0:48.9	with plenty of mathematical symbols that I don't quite understand,
0:52.6	and I run it all through the computer, and at the end end of the day I pull the scores out of my bunghole.
0:58.7	The bunghole was right twice last week. Unbelievable. I usually get one per year at most. I started week four with two. Thursday night, 2320, boom.
1:14.3	Sunday morning, 2421, bang.
1:16.8	Damn, two for two to start the week.
1:18.6	That is amazing.
1:19.8	It really is.
1:20.6	I mean, I was ready to quit.
1:22.0	You ready to just go to Vegas.
1:23.8	Yeah.
1:24.5	Go to Vegas.
1:25.3	Bring all the money.
1:26.3	Fuck it.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from NBC Sports, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of NBC Sports and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.