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Week 5 NFL Picks: "The edge I brought, holding the clipboard!"

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Mike (@ProFootballTalk) wastes no time gloating over his sweep last week of Chris (@CSimmsQB). The guys hit every game from Week 5, and feel veeeery good about their Best Bets (for a change?).

Transcript

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0:00.0

I love when you snap like that. It's one of my favorites. It really is. You're, you're, you're

0:07.8

really good. That's why I think we're friends because we both have that psycho element where

0:11.6

we can snap for a few seconds and then go back to normal and be like, it's okay. I'm good.

0:19.6

We are back to normal at least for now, but you never know when the next snap is going to happen,

0:24.0

but we snap right back. It's not advisable for normal human interaction, but Chris and I can

0:30.0

get away with it because we're very much alike in that regard. Not very much alike when it comes

0:33.9

to picking games in week four. Oh, no. I have restrained myself. I have resisted saying anything about

0:42.4

it as it was happening or thereafter. I wanted to wait for this moment to say what the fuck happened

0:48.0

last week? Six and one I was in the seven games on which we disagreed straight up. It really is.

0:54.7

It's amazing. It was as bad as it gets. I just, I can't believe I was so excited about last

0:59.6

week going, man, we have our differences and I can maybe get a, you know, a little comfort,

1:05.2

a little cushion in my lead. And now I'm behind. It's just like every game that we, I just,

1:11.6

I can't get over it. I really can't. It just was there was so many heartbreakers. I got the

1:16.6

saints. It's looking good for them. You got the Vikings. That doesn't work out the right way.

1:21.5

I mean, do you have the, did you have the Falcons over the Browns, too? Did you have that one?

1:26.0

No. No. Okay. So you got that one wrong. What were our other disagreements that I'm looking at

1:30.9

that are like, what did I miss that you just dominated, man? Oh, chiefs bucks, right? Oh, gosh.

1:39.5

Cardinals Panthers. Geez. Yep. So yeah, Eagles, Jags, Cardinals, Panthers, Raiders, Broncos,

1:48.8

Chiefs, Bucks, all you won all of them. I hate you. All right. Let's go on.

1:53.6

I knew the chiefs were going to win because the Buccaneers had to uproot the operation.

1:57.3

Yeah. No was arc thing in Miami, but I kept my mouth shut about that because I didn't want

2:00.8

you to change your mind and it worked. So I almost changed my mind before the game. I never do that

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