The Hello internet. Welcome to another episode of the Brito World Football

podcast. My name is Josh Norris here with John Deagle on this lovely Thursday afternoon.

Deagle, how are you?

We didn't have to throw on button-ups and put on makeup this morning, so that's an immediate

win for both of us, honestly.

No, we don't have the light shining on us today. We don't

have the cameras on. We're doing this from the NBC Sports radio studio, Spa-like

radio studio. I like the feel of it

feels like radio that's what I did in college so this feels more normal to me

Dago I have a conundrum I need your help with I'm

Concerned you always are at these moments we. But you ask me questions I don't

know what's going to happen next. All right so this is the situation and I just want your

two cents I want your advice okay okay I think we've all been there. You go into the bathroom, you handle your business, right?

And as you are washing your hands, you might lean against the countertop or some excess water from the faucet might splash on to your

pants. Yes? Yes. In that region, let's call it, okay? What is a person to do?

Because this happened to me the other day and I've been thinking about it ever since.

What is the appropriate action to take when you cannot walk out into a office full of hundreds of people with water or a substance, they don't know what that

substance is, slashed upon your region.

Yes, because you can take the napkins as much as you want or the paper

towels and dab yourself but it won't go away. So you say we've all been in the

situation. Yeah so what is the appropriate action? Um I have done so I

usually it's in your crotch area, right?

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