Welcome to the Andy Staple show. It is a Friday edition. We have nothing to pay off. No one will

end this show in grave gastrointestinal distress as far as we know. But we may be setting up some more grave

gastrointestinal distress down the road. I mean, I think we really should leave all possibilities

open. Ari Wasserman is here. He is healthy. He is recovered. We had our proof of life podcast on

Saturday night. But Ari, you're dealing with a decommitment right now.

Yeah, yeah.

I didn't know that I can't imagine what it would be like to be a football coach because

my nanny decommitted.

You didn't even have a kid yet.

And your nanny decommitted.

Yeah.

We had a nanny all signed up. We thought that we were going to have some help around the house a month into our new baby's life. We're scheduling ahead of time. And she flipped to another family because I think she got more money per hour from the other family. So now Britt and I are having official visits

or interviews in our house for our nanny, and we're trying to figure out how we can lock this one up.

And to be honest with you, I wish there was an early signing period in the nanny world.

Do you need to improve your facilities? Is the nanny concerned about the, I've seen the kitchen.

It's a beautiful kitchen.

The nursery is very nice, but are you worried that somebody else may have better facilities,

may be able to offer a different major?

Yeah, there are some streets in Texas where I don't realize that their houses, because I thought they were libraries.

So I'm assuming that our facilities,

I think our facilities are probably as good as they need to be.

Nobody's going to commit to us because of the facilities, but nobody's not going to come because of them.

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